http://www.diptwit.com/ diptwit questzero: A giant fall webworm has enshrouded me. Brb. Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:08:26 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: Is an accidental mouthful of capybara cum still considered vegan? Sat, 27 Aug 2011 22:51:42 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ questzero: Eating a batch of Lich Jiffy Brownies. I should head back to the hamlet before the monsoon blows my codpiece off. Sat, 27 Aug 2011 21:33:52 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ questzero: Tis a fine day for elven pulque and peanut brittle. Perhaps a stroll and a pluck of the dulcimer. Sat, 06 Aug 2011 17:39:45 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ uranusmine: Getting up off the couch to fetch a beer is essentially one sit-up. Fri, 29 Jul 2011 04:21:26 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: If I had a flatus-powered remote, I could switch the channel from Food Network right now. Sun, 24 Jul 2011 04:51:55 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ questzero: Got lost on the 665th level of the abyss. Took a left at Styx Blvd due to a Google Maps bug and spent many a fortnight offline. Bah! Tue, 19 Jul 2011 01:58:17 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: We hide our species. Mon, 30 May 2011 03:16:58 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: People who insist on pronouncing the words gouda and Smithwicks properly should all be sewn into a giant Human Centipede. Wed, 11 May 2011 16:20:02 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ uranusmine: Why is it that women who know most about contaceptive technology are the least likely to need it? Thu, 21 Apr 2011 01:06:13 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: Cocaine for air traffic controllers on the night shift! Problem solved. Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:41:47 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: This year's goal is to get back in shape. Picking the clams from chowder with my butt cheeks as phase one. Sat, 16 Apr 2011 02:42:46 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: Couldn't finish it, but these bald eagle nachos are on par with my superbowl chili dip. Go Devils! Sun, 20 Feb 2011 16:40:38 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: #myflaw is a microscopic abnormality a few micrometers below the "mushroom" part of my Giant Ground Sloth-sized genitalia Sun, 20 Feb 2011 00:33:15 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: RT @DymeLatte: RT @PaulyPeligroso: If men ejaculated whiskey, I'd be gay as fuck. « Wtf kinda Fag shit Sun, 20 Feb 2011 00:16:18 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: @waffletruck a pair of wafel underwear would be a nice way to stay warm today. Spekuloos on the side. Wed, 16 Feb 2011 19:24:08 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: Apple's new iBong was demo'd by scobleizer last night. Two drawbacks are the tethering to iTunes and scoble's half moon ditch weed. Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:18:38 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: Hey! Who put corn in my jenkem? Thu, 20 Jan 2011 00:44:40 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: If one should find themselves stalked by a drunk 84 yr old Serbian woman who flies a lime green UFO, I'd suggest a vegan diet and a wig. Wed, 19 Jan 2011 02:21:21 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/ OMFGLOLRT: I wonder if my own feces is a vegan product and fit for consumption by a vegan dog... hmm Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:42:09 GMT info@diptwit.com (Vagitello "XML Lord" McSzeczewskij) http://www.diptwit.com/