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	OMFGLOLRT Is an accidental mouthful of capybara cum still considered vegan? 
	
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	questzero Eating a batch of Lich Jiffy Brownies.   I should head back to the hamlet before the monsoon blows my codpiece off. 
	
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	questzero Tis a fine day for elven pulque and peanut brittle.  Perhaps a stroll and a pluck of the dulcimer. 
	
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	uranusmine Getting up off the couch to fetch a beer is essentially one sit-up. 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT If I had a flatus-powered remote, I could switch the channel from Food Network right now. 
	
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	questzero Got lost on the 665th level of the abyss.  Took a left at Styx Blvd due to a Google Maps bug and spent many a fortnight offline.   Bah! 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT We hide our species. 
	
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	SaintBerdino Help. I'm a rock. 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT People who insist on pronouncing the words gouda and Smithwicks properly should all be sewn into a giant Human Centipede. 
	
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	uranusmine Why is it that women who know most about contaceptive technology are the least likely to need it? 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT Cocaine for air traffic controllers on the night shift!  Problem solved. 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT This year's goal is to get back in shape.  Picking the clams from chowder with my butt cheeks as phase one. 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT Couldn't finish it, but these bald eagle nachos are on par with my superbowl chili dip.  Go Devils! 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT #myflaw is a microscopic abnormality a few micrometers below the "mushroom" part of my Giant Ground Sloth-sized genitalia 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT RT @DymeLatte: RT @PaulyPeligroso: If men ejaculated whiskey, I'd be gay as fuck. « Wtf kinda Fag shit 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT @waffletruck a pair of wafel underwear would be a nice way to stay warm today.   Spekuloos on the side. 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT Apple's new iBong was demo'd by scobleizer last night.  Two drawbacks are the tethering to iTunes and scoble's half moon ditch weed. 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT Hey!  Who put corn in my jenkem? 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT If one should find themselves stalked by a drunk 84 yr old Serbian woman who flies a lime green UFO, I'd suggest a vegan diet and a wig. 
	
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	OMFGLOLRT I wonder if my own feces is a vegan product and fit for consumption by a vegan dog... hmm 
	
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